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When you hide marshmellows in the pocket of your pants for eating between meals.
Hide them in your pockets for SECRET EATING!
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When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It
Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"
Lean in close to the other person’s ear to tell them a secret, then lick their ear.
An advanced version of a wet willy.
Sexual assault charges may occur, proceed with caution. Advised on close friends and family to avoid being punched in the mouth.
“Hey, you wanna hear a juicy secret?”
“Sure”
Leans in close and licks ear
“What the fuck!” / “Haha” Reactions may vary
This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.
John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
Some shit that dentists say when they hit you with the laughing gas and feel your goodies
If you don’t tell, this will be our little peepee secret, i love all cavities
Pepperoni secret, also called pep secret is a phrase used generally for secrets and japes.
Binyot has many pepperoni secrets.
Also the tips and tricks section of Vinesauce is called Pepperoni secret time.
Here's a pepperoni secret, you can spin jump onto the spike fish.