The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

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have you seen my son

His name is samual

Ide like to order 1 samual

Bitch have you seen my son

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Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

Nothing Blake hasn't seen in a Dennys

a saying popular in North-Western America, used similarly to "Nothing I haven't seen before".

"Hey, that movie is so inappropriate!"

"Nothing Blake hasn't seen in a Dennys"

Have you seen my camel

My camel has gone missing, he was last seen racing 4 midgets in a relay race and beat them by a few meters. His where abouts are unknown but help me find him.

Have you seen my camel anywhere?

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hottest girl ive ever seen

hottest person ever, you get stunned when you see them

sophia is the hottest girl ive ever seen

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Have You Seen Keith Seigal?

a douglaston and bayside based ska band featuring one lead singer, two guitarists, two bassists, and one drummer. All of their music is simply amazing and original. They are so quick and smart that in the matter of four days they managed to write four songs, complete two covers, and book a show.

OMG did u catch Have You Seen Keith Seigal? on sunday the 23rd they were so awesome

Have You Seen Keith Seigal? is the awesomest ska band evur

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