murk sesh

Playing Grand Theft Auto (any version after GTA II) for the sole purpose of killing innocent civilians, hookers, and cops as blowing up cars, and ultimately committing suicide. There is no intent of beating any storyline mission, only creating havoc.

"You wanna play some GTA IV?"
"Yeah, I'm down for a murk sesh."

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Sesh yard

A place at which a sesh is a regular occurance.

‘Are you going to seb’s house tonight?’
‘Yeah g, he’s got the ultimate sesh yard with unlimited K-Cider and stellas’

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Bathroom Sesh

When you can't smoke weed in the common area of an apartment for some reason or another, (EX: smoke alarms, bitchy roommates, etc) you and your stoner buddies have to take the bowl to the bathroom and towel the door so the smell doesn't overtake the whole apartment.

Man, me and Phil were about to light up a bowl in the TV room, but Cody got home from work early and insisted that Phil and I have a bathroom sesh so as not to get the apartment all stanky.

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sesh monkey

A person who doesnt have his own weed to smoke but always sneaks in and gets his mates to shout him a sesh

David-bruh josh nevee shouts us bud but we always shout him
Craig - ahhaha his a little sesh monkey

Big Sesh

A session of large proportions. These typically occur in the city of Swansea, Wales.

"Woah, last night was such a big sesh."

Sesh Ledge

A person who is always up for a drinking session or night out. The life and soul of the party

Fiona is the ultimate sesh ledge

Sesh o'clock

The time at which drinking begins before going on a night out. The time can be any preferred, but normally either 7pm or 10pm

Kenny: Lads according to my watch its quarter to sesh o'clock
Tom: So it is lets get to the shop for supplies, then get on it!