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When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub
Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!
an "under ground" term used for small-time whores having sex with their clients
Billy: "What'd u do last night Candy?"
Candy: "I just had to finish up a few hot Business Sessions."
The act of initiating in banter with a member of the opposite sex with the sole intention of engaging in various sexual acts.
Joel: "Holy shit bro, Josh is totally wheeling that chick."
Jake: "Yeah, he's straight running a session on that broad."
sex with your personal trainer
After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!
When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.
Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."
Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.
Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.
A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.
My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.