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(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no
when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere
when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)
me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED
nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight