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"man that huge sculpture in front of the AT&T building is total shart"
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when u go to fart and push to hard and crap your self.usualy by accident.unless ur a loser and do this for fun.
sorry man,i sharted on your cat.
i love to shart.
sharting smells
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To produce a fart that has a small mixture of shit. Usually not done on purpose but can result in a very dirty underwear!
I had to fart really bad, so I tried to let it out quietly but to my dismay I sharted, so my pants got shit in them!
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Also known as the the classic "two for one deal"
While meeting the parents of his new girlfriend, Shawn had to pass some gas. Feeling left out, the shit behind, upgraded to a package deal including a full shart, just to join the party.
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when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.
I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!
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The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck!" going through your mind.
You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit.
Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah
*3 days later*
You: Dude I gotta fart
Your ass: *gurgle*
Your soul dies because of the shart.
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When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"
--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"
Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
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