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Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.
Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.
Rock Band out of Fort lauderdale, FL. USA. Founding members are Stewart Jennings and Amy T. Baxter. Produced by Scott Putesky AKA Daisy Berkowitz; co-founder and former lead guitarist for Marilyn Manson.
Experience Shaved Hamster's diverse sounds when you go from upbeat, wave hello to your neighbors with a smile to the creeping, dark, bittersweet sound that is sure to lure you in.
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When you shave only the calves of your legs so that when you put on your shorts during gym class none of the boys get grossed out
Joan did a gym shave last night so that Joe wouldn't be grossed out by the fact that she could have had dread locks on her legs.
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The month of November in which you don't shave any hair of your body but instead you grow more bestial, brutish, and manly.
The months of December, January, February, and so on follow and may also be included in this celebration of masculinity.
December = ("Don't Shave December")
January = ("Just Don't Shave January")
February = ("Forget to Shave February")
March = ("Masculine March")
April = ("Atrocious April")
May = ("Manly May")
My buddies and I all participated in No Shave November to raise awareness for the important and educational month of November. It is now a recognized national month that identifies the worth and meaning of celebrating masculinity.
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When your tits are out, your dicks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate.
My meal card isn't good at Quiznos? Literally NOBODY has it worse than I do. Life is such a Shaved Harambe bro.
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Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.
Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"
Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"
Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"
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The month of the year when one allows full facial hair to grow out. Very similar to Mustache March however much more grand in scheme.
Bob: I like the facial hair
Jimmy: Yes it is No-shave November
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