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When there’s work to be done, dance your way out of it.
He’s going to Southampton shimmy now that it’s time to work!
This is a well known brand featuring sami, she is the top highlight of 2025. The new hot clothing brand will sell from Australia all the way to Ohio. The cheap prices will draw you in! You will be popular as soon as you put our matching glasses, footy shorts, and hoodie on. BAM YOUR POPULAR! ( buy now or i will find you )
Saige: " have you seen my new shimmy shami merch? "
Peyton: " WOAHHH" *get blown away by the merch and wants to be besties with saige*
Saige: " IT WAS CHEAP TOOO"
Peyton: " does my hometown Ohio have it in stock?"
Saige: " SURE DOESSS!!!!! GET YOUR TODAY AT SHIMMYSHAMI.COM.OHIO
Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.
After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.
Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”
“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”
“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”
“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
Shimmy is a sweaty veiny muscular african man that is constantly sweaty and comes extremely close to you when it asks questions or checks what you are up to, a shimmy is friendly and religious. But often times it's sexuality is questionable.
Person 1: Hey, why is that guy so sweaty? it's like 5 degrees outside? And also why does he come so close to people?
Person 2: That type of person is called a shimmy.
Person 1: Haha! What a shimmy that guy is.