faux shizzle

n. An inauthentic attempt to appear urban. Also known as "faking the funk."

Vanilla Ice's faux shizzle made MC Hammer look like an o.g.

fo shizzle

Slang for "for sure". Though most people attribute it to Snoop Dogg, fo shizzle can be traced back originally to E-40 from Vallejo, California. Bay Area like what.

While originating out of hip-hop culture, this phrase has been overused to the point of triteness. Its most famous usage is

Fo shizzle, my nizzle.

Shizzle Grizzle

A meaty, all encompassing, time-killing bowel movement. Usually so large that it fills the toilet bowl. Afterwards it feels like you cleaned out the deepest recesses of your colon and intestines and the bathroom has the stench of dead cross eyed clowns.

"Yo bro, gotta watch the show let me know!......Oh MAN! I gotta take a shizzle grizzle bro."

Tammy: "Tim usually prefers the finest postmodern toaster ovens. So, I was trying to choose between eggshell mauve and peagreen pastel when all the sudden I felt a shizzle grizzle brewing in my bottom. Oh dear."

Spoo: "What're you doing in there?"
Steve: "Taking a MONSTER shizzle grizzle!"

off the shizzle

Too cool. Off the cool scale.

"WHOA! that's so off the shizzle!"

pho shizzle

A playoff of the ebonics phrase fo shizzle. Pho, a vietnamese beef noodle soup.

Pho shizzle my nizzle

Fa shizzle

derivative of "fo sho", which comes from "for sure"

The X is where its at
Fa shizzle

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.

"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"