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While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.
Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.
Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....
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While holding the ring finger with the thumb, you insert the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus.
"I'm going to rock the shocker on my girl friend"
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The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)
Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.
I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.
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An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.
To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.
Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.
See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!
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An unexpected display of private parts through a man's boxers.
As I woke up this morning, my package was popping out of my boxers; a real gaby shocker!
A sexual move done by sticking your fist somewhere in your partner’s body, then expanding your hand. This causes great pain to the victims you use it on.
Guy 1: Did you hook up with Suzy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I used the ol’ Wisconsin Shocker on her. Then she fucking died.