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adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is
When light rain falls and the sun is still shining.
Legend has it that whenever there is a sun shower "the devil is beating his wife" (domestic violence!).
1: While pounding a slam piece with dip in mouth, preferably copenhagen, you take your cup of dip spit and dump it all over her when shes least expecting it..... mid pump.
1: DUUUUUUUUDEEE did you hear what happened?
No what?
Brendan gave that sorostitute an Alabama Shower.
I hope he was chewin' copenhagen
A quick shower that only includes the dirty basics: armpits, butt, and crotch.
"Don't worry, it's just an abc shower, i'll be over in 5"
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When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.
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A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.
We should totally beef shower him to get him back for sleeping with your sister!
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(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.
"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."
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