Slash Dash

verb – the act of going to the toilet to urinate, especially if one is considerably desperate.

"I'm bustin', I gotta go for a slash dash"

slash pairing

A slash pairing is when you pair two or more male characters together.

The female version of that is called Femslash.

A: The only slash pairing I ship is John and Sherlock!
B: Sweet, I ship Ciel and Sebastian from Black Butler.

Cock Slash

When someone literally whips out his cock and slashes another person/object/animal with it. It is one of the most ridicilious ways of 'pwning' someone. Instead of saying "owned"/"pwned", you can say "Cock slashed".

Man, did you see how I 'cock slashed' that noob ?

take a slash

British slang "to urinate".

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."

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slash goggles

The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.

Fangirl: Oh man! My Slash Goggles are on way too tight - I'm shipping every guy I see!

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team slash

The act of urinating with a group of men during a party, usually outdoors. also see Team piss.

Guy 1: "I need to piss, bro I'm like 6 brews deep!"

Guy 2: "Team slash!"

Both Guys: "Yeah!!!"

slash i

To ignore a person. Mainly used in electronic communications, i.e., cell phones. To be ignored is to to be put on slash I. Originally derived from the IRC days of using /i to ignore a person.

"Hey man...I tried to call you all last night, you musta had me on slash i." or "Rogers, you got me on slash i or something? I been trying to get a hold of you for a minute

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