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An expression meaning to calm down. Pizza solves everyones problems.
If you suck at algebra, eat a slice.
If you can't put on your underwear right, eat a slice.
If you can't pee against the wind, eat a slice.
A guy who dogs the boys to hang out with the THOTs
Jason is such a white slice, he ditched Adam to hang out with Brittany
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n. pl. slices of life
slice-of-life (slsv-lf) adj.
An episode of actual experience represented realistically and with little alteration in a dramatic, fictional, or journalistic work; A genre or particular style of writing.
In describing the author's work, his writings were generally "Slice of Life" or periodic.
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To go ape shit on people. To totally fuck shit up.
"Next thing I knew, Chris was Kimbo Slicing through those 4 guys."
Verb, combining the action of "jib" or "jibbing" on a "jibstick", skis, snowboard, skateboard or bicycle and "slice" meaning to carve, turn, or rip it up. Also, straight-lining switch at a ski resort or in a terrain park.
Noun. The name associated with the infamous "Jib Slice" found on both Facebook and Twitter. Known for verbally abusing snow riders from around the globe. This kinda abuse is known as being "jib sliced".
Dude, I busted a jib slice today that would've made ya cry.
Crap, I just got "jib sliced" by Jib Slice on my Facebook page.
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Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.
This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
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When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates on the lips of the vagina. The act is evocative of putting icing on a slice of cake.
During a rigorous bout of fucking, Alison begged Andrew to pull out and ice her slice.
Dude, I can't wait to ice the slice tonight.
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