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Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.
" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
The act of regurgitating on a female's chest in order to facilitate a properly lubricated titty fuck.
Last night, my girlfriend and I drank too much so I Slippery Chucked her.
To lather someones stomach in cum or salvia by licking or ejaculating.
Ex :give me cummies on my stomach i want a slippery tummy .
(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.
"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"
"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"
When somebody is sleeping, and you take the liquid hot smegma from betwixed your scrotum and thighs, and place it above the upper lip of the person sleeping making them look like dictator Muammar Ghadafi.
Dude we should totally Slippery Ghaddafi Aidan when he falls asleep
An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.
*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"