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Only the coolest motherfucking sloth ever to use twitter
Pope Sloth- "Lana Del Rey"
Random twitter user- "yes my führer"
An elderly driver who possesses a reaction time similar to the common sloth. They can be seen disregarding common traffic laws and cutting off other motorists most often on Sundays. They should clearly have their license revoked.
I wasn't able to make it to church this morning because a Sunday Sloth ran a stop sign and t-boned my car.
The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.
Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!
God dam son that homeless dude (white race person) is a sloth cracka get a fucking job
Sid the sloth is the most handsome young man from the ice age. he was definitely real and he is my life
person 1: hey did you see the ice age movies?
person 2: yea obviously, who was your favourite character?
person 1: Sid the sloth, who else?
person 2: yeah, he's sooooo handsome.
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When you eat a meal in the dark
I bought pizza!
Great, let's turn off the lights and have a sloth bath!
A female who performs the art of fellatio too frequently. Basically, a girl who guzzles the cum like a champ.
Paris Hilton is a skull sloth...