herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

Pink Slurp

1/4 Gin, 1/4 Calpol Cough Medicine & 1/2 Rosé Wine, used as a cheap alternative to illegal drugs and expensive alcholic cocktails. used widely in Irish house parties over the past few months. Can be drank to enhance a particular moment in ones life.

Person 1- "Hey, let's head down to the off license and buy some vodka and mixers"
Person 2- "Jesus! That's too expensive for me, im gonna mix up some pink slurp for the party instead"
Person 1- "Yeah me too actually, leats go to my house, i ahve loads of calpol and gin, you bring the wine"

slurp#2143

one of the best people on quackgenics server ngl

yk slurp#2143?
yeah?
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- bloser_

slurping boob

The act of your boyfriend slurping on a chilled Dr. Pepper while fondling your left and right breasts and dry humping you... hard.

I could really use a slurping boob right about now.

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e-slurp

A complimentary post made about a popular forum user in the hopes of gaining favor or standing in the forum. Sycophantic wannabe's ploy.

"Nice e-slurp. You going to be his maid too?"

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sack-slurping

adj. (insult); the oral manipulation of a scrotum with the mouth; see also "cocksucking". sack=scrotum + slurping=to eat in a fashion that produces large amounts of noise and saliva

The bastard that sold me this shitty weed is a sack slurpin' asshole!

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Turkey Slurp

Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.

Her turkey slurp was her thanksgiving dinner if you know what i mean.

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