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The act of inserting your penis into another mans anus and nutting
Last night I gave Dan the Sussy Slushie if you know what I mean.
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One whos family tradition is selling ice cold 42oz blue berry slushies.
"There are two types of indians: slushy indians and casino indians"
-Steve Blacks Dad
Apu on the simpsons is a slushy indian
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When a pregnant woman slips on ice and causes an abortion.
person 1-" oh shit Lacey, what the hell?"
Lacey- " my baby, oh my God! I slipped on the ice and my baby squirted out."
person 1- " oh no! you caused a pregger slushy on public property.".
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When a girl is giving a blowjob with a lip of chew in the man ejaculates into her mouth. Then the woman proceeds to Snowball the man mixing the cum and chew spit into each others mouths
Billy joe: “ I had to break it off with sister last night bubba she gave me a Pennsyltucky slushy”
Bubba: “well shit I’ll have to get with her tonight”
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When you're in a snowy region so you decide to pack your girl full of snow while she's on her period and eat out the red slush that comes out
Reagen: Golly Shane that alaskan slushy you have me last week really made my vag sore
Shane: yeah I hope you don't get pussy frostbite.
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When one member of a sexual intercoarsing puts the used condom (filled with cum) in the freezer, to be devoured on a later occasion.
Payton: "Jordan, you got yogurt all over your mouth."
Jordan: "Oh! haha, thats not yogurt, its a rubber slushy"
Payton: "How'd you get one of those?"
Jordan: "Tyler came over the other night...when i was sleeping...."
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When you are fucking someone in the ass and you want to spice things up a bit. You fuck the person until their asshole is nice and big. Once their asshole is nice and big you pour some slushy in and continue to fuck the person until you cum into their ass. The girl then pushes the slushy out of her ass and into a cup and then drinks it. Sometimes when the girl pushes too hard some poop will come out too, but do not worry, this will only add some more flavoring.
This girl/guy I was fucking wanted to spice things up a bit so I decided to give them an anal slushy.
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