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pap smear

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.

caroll paid for her annual pap smear.

by CosmiClovers May 9, 2010

61๐Ÿ‘ 161๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.

1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"

by A Flesh June 11, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Windshield-Smearing

The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.

Oh my GOD!!! I just smeared a WIndshield!!!

by Boxymoron February 9, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint smear

Mixture of blood and poop in a guys underwear

My hemroid burst open and I got a wicked taint smear

by belial47 May 20, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!

man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!

by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


penal smear

When you get your penis with cum on it and smear it all over a girls face!

My girlfriend wasn't paying attention to me so i asked her to look my way and i penal smeared her!!!!!!

by Chris and Jordan May 28, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pabst smear

1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness

"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"

by lancaster505 June 5, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž