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Smokey donut

When you vigorously have anal sex with someone, proceed to blow your cigar smoke in their open cavity, they then would fart smoke from their anus.

This quarters investors meeting was so crazy we had the receptionists blowing smokey donuts while the CEO was giving us the Q4 projections.

by Christian McNamara February 2, 2019


smokey blinder

When you are smoking a joint and you get smoke in your eye

Person 1: "ah, my eye"
Person 2: "did you get a smokey blinder mate?"

by Paris Milton February 19, 2023


smokey poges

a being above all others

"smokey poges" from the hit chatting app discord

by smokey poges follower August 9, 2021


smokey glaze

The act of soaking your pubes in lighter fluid, sucking yourself off while on fire and finishing on your face with a Smokey Glaze

"Oh man, last night I gave myself a smokey glaze. Best nut of my life.

by Contagion33 November 30, 2017


Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.

He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.

by WiseCookie August 9, 2018


Smokey Biscuit

Ciggarette

She finished the smokey biscuit and rubbed it out with the toe of her stiletto.

by WiseCookie August 9, 2018


Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).

Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!

by Harold Chastington III Esq. June 2, 2011