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Results: the walk of shame
After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze
Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.
Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok
Chunks of plaque and horrid smelling bacteria that reside in the crypts in ones tonsils. Often spontaneously expelled at high speeds with a sneeze or cough.
In the middle of my interview I hacked up a nice gray sneeze nugget. It smelled like rotten ass and landed on the desk in front of me.
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Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.
The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.
I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.
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A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.
First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."
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Sneezing so hard that you think your nose is at risk of falling off.
John: OMG
Chris: What?
John: I just sneezed so hard I thought my nose may fly off!!
Chris: Ahh thats the classic Voldie-Sneeze
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When you're reaching a climax and someone throws pepper on your face causing you to sneeze, increasing your orgasm by an 1/8.
***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***
*SNEEZE/ORGASM* THANK YOU for the sneeze and please my squeeze
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