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An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.
The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.
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1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.
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A soccerer is someone who plays soccer.
Example: a footballer plays football which is 🏈 and a soccerer plays this: ⚽️
Americanisation at its finest
It's called FOOTBALL, not soccer, FOOTBALL!
A sport where a bunch of pussies chase a ball for 1.5 Hours. They have 1.5 hours to shoot a half sized basketball into a massive goal with their feet.
Jim: “Hey you want to play Soccer?
John: “Hell no.”
Abbreviation of 'Association Football'.
A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet.
The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players.
The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity.
Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans.
Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport.
It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
Our soccer, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.