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when you jizz in your best mates sock
'oh have you seen bob limpin???'
yeh thats cos i soggy socked that muther hubbered
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When smoking a really fat blunt, usually rolled with a vanilla dutch master, and only the finest of the cannabis plant, one lights the blunt and passes it around to be smoked. As the blunt is being passed around, and every gets "silly", the blunt eventually goes out and that hit taken, while its out is, well soggy fripples.
*inhales blunt* "UGHHH SOGGY FRIPPLES!".
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A Soggy Sandwich takes place when 2 guys are double penetrating one girl who, while sandwiched between them, squirts female ejaculate all over. This causes all parties to become sticky and wet.
Guy 1: What happened last night?
Guy 2: Me and my bro were teaming this bitch, when she popped and gave us the 'ole soggy sandwich.
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Game played by homosexual or confused young men, usually at boarding skool's such as Trinity Grammer or Kings.
3 or more people stand in a circle around a SAO(a square Australian biscuit) and wank. The aim is to not be the last person who deposits their load on the biscuit, as they must eat the sperm soiled 'Soggy Sao'.
"Man those little bitches play 'Soggy Sao', fuck that! How can you eat a sperm covered biscuit?"
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A tepid and dull individual, feigning disinterest in order to conceal a lack of verve.
After multiple failed attempts at loosening Sally up, the gentleman halted his efforts and deemed her a soggy noodle.
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A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
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When you are having anal sex and blow your load inside, the recipient of your load is considered to have a soggy bottom.
"I heard Paul say that Mary has a soggy bottom."
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Mel and Sue watched in horror as Paul told Mary how much of a soggy bottom she had.
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"Why is Noel walking so funny?"
"I think Prue gave him a soggy bottom."
"I hope there's no leakage."
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