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a statement, because w-h-a-t has 4 letters and s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has nine.
freind 1: What has 4 letters and sometimes has 9?
feind 2: Impossible!
fiend 1: its a statement
friend 2: good one. now go away
Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
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man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
HUUUUhddJSUGYDSDKUHDHGUDBUJWYDYJLAKSJLKDLJSHIDHKNEKBDIFHLSNDBKS
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kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese
person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.
person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
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ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆
ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆
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Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.
He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick
a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life
Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.