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a statement, because w-h-a-t has 4 letters and s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has nine.
freind 1: What has 4 letters and sometimes has 9?
feind 2: Impossible!
fiend 1: its a statement
friend 2: good one. now go away
Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!
"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
HUUUUhddJSUGYDSDKUHDHGUDBUJWYDYJLAKSJLKDLJSHIDHKNEKBDIFHLSNDBKS
kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese
person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.
person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.
ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆
ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ 🤷sometimes✨i🙁don't😢wanna😱be😼happy🧚don't✋hold😇it🤪against😈me🙆
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
ONLY COMES WHEN SHE’s dead broke to make 100 dollars
JASSS ALWAYS BROKE HOW IF U HAVE A PUSSY SHE A SOMETIMES STRIPPER SHE ONLY COMES WHEN SHE DEAD BROKE