After taking on the football team Heather turned into a life size mummy from all the wads of spuzz that coated her a inch thick
I heard it took the fire department a hour to cut Heather "spackle queen " out with the jaws of life...
Cheap whores and queers love to suck dick for some Dackle Spackle!
a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock
you fuckn crackle spackle
A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.
Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....
The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.
Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.
The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.
After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle
A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep
Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?