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A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.
Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."
John: I just had some mint spaghetti and now the beans are talking to me.
James: You fucking what?
John: MINT.
James: This is why we don’t talk anymore.
Becoming mildly upset to the point you can become pink skinned, from stress.
I was upsettie spaghetti, when the teacher yelled at me.
brady inglis wont stop saying this and he has a dog named harley who often wears hats.
bruh bruh bruh scetti bruh spaghetti
When you act like you're bad at something to give your opponent hope, and then you butcher them at the last minute.
"man that was a successful operation spaghetti"
"Dude those guys operation spaghettied us hardcore!"
When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.
Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.
I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!
A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.
Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!