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The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them
I totally gave her a golden spanky last night
When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."
"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
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Behaving very weirdly and shakey
Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky
Masturbator; someone caught with their pants around their ankles.
I came home early last night and caught Jim spanking the monkey on the couch.
Just call him Spanky McAnklepants.
Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."
When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"
"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."