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To lie in bed, fully nude, balancing a newly cooked frozen pizza on your chest.
He can't come out tonight, he's enjoying a Sandford special.
The Landlord Special is that special poorly done touch that landlords add to their homes by trying to repair things themselves.
"My landlord refused to hire a plumber so now I'm stuck with that landlord special."
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A special friend is a relationship, beyond usual terms of being friends, perhaps a sexual relationship.
I am in love with my special friend.
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A skanky girl who lives in Spanawy is known as a Spanaway Special...If you mess around with one your either A) going to catch the FUNK! B) End up in severe baby Momma drama (common practice is to call CPS on one another C) Be involved in a mobile meth ring.
Or D) all of the above (most likely outcome)
Don't get involved with her she's a Spanaway Special
A one night stand that brings along a large bag of their belongings and necessities. And for one reason or another the person stays longer than the one night...
While she was getting out of her car for a one nighter I turned and noticed she had brought along some suitcases and a lamp.
Uh oh looks like you got yourself a move in special.
When a male sticks his finger in there rectum
I’m gonna give my self a Romeo special
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A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.
Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
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