Little Sped

A Average white male with short blonde hair that is socially awkward and retarded also a common name for the white male is Mitchell

The little sped walked in the room.

Sped Lord

A Sped Lord is simply someone that is extremely stupid. Also see sped.

Matt: Woah, Michael! I just found out that my birthday is the same day that I was born on! Isn't that crazy?

Michael: What? Are you retarded? Shut the fuck up, you fucking Sped Lord.

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Sped Dialing

An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.

1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.

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sped dog

Cracker Barrel dog that nose is scrunch into the mouth that is what a sped dog is

My sped dog just pooped on the floor

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sped monkey

People who try to apply for special ed classes by writing their e's and s's backwards, forget how to read the word hat and throw a temper tantrum, and while having an out loud spelling test, spell dog "ctrsh".

Nicole and I are the most amazing sped monkeys ever.

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sped vagina

when a sped girl lifts up her undies and digs for thrush in her sped vagina

the sped searched for thrush in her sped vagina

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Sped Head

Someone who needs special education because they are dumb.

Frickin' sped head. Can't even use Redstone in Minecraft

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