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sphincter juice

The juice that slimes out of your ass after anal squigy

He had sphincter juice running down his leg yelling its squigy fault!

by nasty masty January 26, 2014


sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 8, 2019


sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

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Cerebral Sphincter

The valve at the base of the brain that restricts or allows thoughts to become words. The Cerebral Sphincter is undeveloped in small children and also in idiots.

Older sister, "MOM!! Sissy just tole that lady that she was a Fatty!!" Mom, "It's ok honey, Sissy's Cerebral Sphincter isn't fully formed yet."

That guys Cerebral Sphincter must be broken, he say's anything that pops into his mind. It's like he has oral diarrhea.

by Wordmeister Brew August 18, 2011

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sphincter girl

A female that takes it up the ass and loves it.

Karen got her ass stretched out last night she's a total sphincter girl.

by Vic of the North May 15, 2008

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Sphincter Flutter

The expulsion of intestinal gas that causes one's sphincter to vibrate thereby causeing an audible sound. Also see Fart.

Newt consumed massive amounts of Hot Wings and produced a magninfcent amount of sphincter flutter.

by Yuri Pendorov June 5, 2005

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Sphincter Face

One who has a face that should be in the backside of thier pants.

hey look at that sphincter face, he shouldn't be allowed in public like this.

by Jason And Kim September 11, 2003

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