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The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.
"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"
"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"
When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.
Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?
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When a female urinates in a parking lot. Most often done at a concert or sporting event, lot squats are usually performed only in cases of true urinary emergency. Lot squats require dexterity and skill, as an improperly done lot squat can result in the splashing of clothing and body parts.
Note: Due to the high risk of being sighted, it is wise to engage a friend as a lookout, otherwise known as a "lot squat spot."
After knocking back a six-pack in the parking lot, Amber suddenly realized she'd never make it into the monster truck show without peeing herself. Grabbing Krystle as a spot, Amber ducked behind Cooter's Hemi, copped a quick lot squat, and then she was off to the show. Yee haw!
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A korean,vietnamese or any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. Many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, for random various child labor/pornography and what not things, use your imamgination.
I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.
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A dim-witted, unevolved being, typically of short stature, , and with a large belly and a hairy and excrutiatingly ugly appearence. Squat goblins are notorious for their trickery and low morals. One famous squat goblin, going by the pseudonym "J-Train" became infamous after he attempted to sexually assault a female rower twice his strength.
Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.
J-train: Hyea Babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?
****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman
Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?
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The simplest squat toilet is simply a hole in the ground or floor. Some squat toilets are more elaborate, but they all require the user to squat over a hole and to defecate into the hole.
Squatting is the normal position for defecation, because the lower part of the colon is well positioned for easy bowel motions. In contrast, western-style toilets may be more convenient than squat toilets, but they don't position the user as well for defecation.
Some doctors recommend that people who are constipated should put their feet on a pile of books or a small stool when using the toilet, as this forces the body into a type of squatting position.
When Sally went camping in the bush, she made a squat toilet by digging a hole in the ground. She squatted over the hole and defecated into it.
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Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.
To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.
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