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Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".
Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).
It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
When shuffling past an attractive lady on a narrow aircraft gangway: "squeeze me"
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To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.
Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !
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When you are giving anal to a person and you pee inside of their asshole and they squeeze it out like a creampie.
Hey what are you doing
I'm going to give you a lemonade squeeze
EWW!!
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The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.
After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!
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To arouse oneself in the garage or woodshed to the tune of a 10 cd box set of nudie pics
"that guy really knows how to squeeze and savor"
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When a person masturbates in a forest at night. Usually done in order to increase the strength of orgasm and arousal because of the heightened senses gained from being in a low light and possibly dangerous environment.
I went for a midnight squeeze last night, it was awsome.
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The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
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