mushroom stamping

The act of pressing the head of ones penis into another persons forehead or other facial area.

As soon as Ben passed out, Jer proceeded to mushroom stamp him to no avail.

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Food Stamp

Hood money. used mostly to buy food.

My granny so ghetto, she got food stamps from the atm

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stamp stampa

alternative to saying "I'd hit it}" made popular on fark.com after a b00bies link from a forgien site where someone there made the comment "hu hu grr... *stampa stampa*"

Guy 1: "that girl is hot!"
Guy 2: "hu hu grr... Stampa stampa!"

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Trump stamp

A tattoo located on a women's lower back, but instead of a butterfly or flower it's a portrait of Trumps orange douche face!

Every time Trump says or does something stupid I let my boyfriend blow his load on my trump stamp... needless to say I am always in need of a shower and my boyfriends balls are completely dried up

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brain stamp

When something traumatic happens and it is permanently engraved into your brain.

Elly: "I walked in on your parents doing it in the Jacuzzi!"
Devon: " Oh thats a nasty brain stamp!"

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Vadge Stamp

After receiving a creampie, the woman proceeds to thrust her pelvic region down upon her partner, stamping him with his load.

Boy: Hey, what the fuck was that?!
Girl: That was my vadge, stamping you!

Michelle tried to vadge stamp me the other day but I fought her off.

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I'd stamp

Stamping is the act of giving an attractive female your stamp of approval. Comparable to "Damn! She a bad bitch!"

You see a MiLF walking down the street an simply proclaim To a buddy "I'd STAMP!"

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