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Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.
1. Workout journal:
Warmup:
Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.
2.
Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."
Stubbornness; stalemate in an interaction, argument, etc.
Negotiations became a buffalo stance.
A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.
Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?
Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.
When a car or truck has wheels and tires that stick way out past the body lines.
Bruh, you see the stance on that ride? She thiccc
When a car or truck has wheels and tires that stick way outside the body of the vehicle.
Bruh, you see the stance on that Ram? She thiccc
The Japanese counterpart of "lowrider", which completely destroys your car's suspension, handling and makes it run WAY much worse than a riced Honda Civic with a loud-ass fartcan, giving the other a chance to make the V-Tec kick in. If you like stance, go ahead and I don't mind about it. But be careful when you use this certain car mod or else...
Person #1: Bruh, that stance'd GT-R got smoked by a riced Civic.
Person #2: Ouch.
Person #3: Fuckin' ricers have won this time.