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The actual original Budweiser beer. Too many little guys have overtaken the beer culture with the terms 'Bud Heavy' or Bud Diesel'.
No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.
Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.
"Dude you're drinking Bud Heavies tonight? Nice."
"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."
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The minimum amount of weight any person, including nerds, should be able to do on a given exercise.
Dude! You're so lame! You can't even bench the Yinbo standard!
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A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.
Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
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an average or normal requirement, quality, quantity, level, and/or grade. Usually constant in the present, past, or future.
"Dude, that guy was such a tool last night at that Frat party.
"Yeah for sure. Rods and tools are standard for a Frat guy."
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(noun;adjective) One-hundred eighty pounds - the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly classified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much "butt"). As porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a "double industry-standard" is about 220 lbs. and a "triple" starts around 260.
As the industry-standard bullied her way past Glenn, he smiled and once again thanked Heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.
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1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.
"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."
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