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A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.
The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in boyfriend
Chick 1: Check out that ugly hag hanging out with that hottie. He's way out of her league!
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker
For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse
Man you aint done a gosh dog thing until you stand up in it with that bitch.
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The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.
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the act of landing upright, from a fall, on one's lip. A face plant
That parking lot is so icy. Henry did a lip stand while trying to get to his car.
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Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."
Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.
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