starfish prime

StarfishPrime is a postmodernistic rock band from Cologne.Their sound is influenced by David Bowie, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Can and also many modern acts such as The Mars Volta, TV on The Radio and Circa Survive .At the same time they use a lot of balkan like grooves yet definitely create their own, unique style. Especially the color and usage of the voice is pure authenticity and melody at its best.

It is a postmodernistic band

encircled by a roller coaster like swirl, like Starfish Prime

43👍 6👎

Destroy the Starfish

When you obliterate a butthole by penetration with a penis or other object.

"Hey bro, did you destroy the starfish last night?"

or

"I destroyed that starfish last night!"

freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.

pink starfish

1) a healthy anus
2) asshole that is safe to fuck; will not put you at risk for poop-cock

I strained on the can, but my pink starfish merely winked at the mirrored pool below

192👍 40👎

albino starfish

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

20👍 2👎

porn starfish

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.

To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.

13👍 1👎

Frosted starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole

Friend1: Yo man, my girl wants me to eat her frosted starfish
Friend2: get that