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A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.
Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."
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Jerry Sandusky: Hey Joe Paterno, I just penn stated you in some COD!
Joe Paterno: Damn, I know.
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State of Mind, (n), 2 definition:
1. The status of ones consciousness, as in their perception of the outside world, their perception of their own intuition, and the function of their brain.
2. A hectic NZ Drum n' Bass duo, consisting of Patrick Hawkins and Stuart Maxwell.
1. (Carl Sagan while trying to work out the best trajectory for NASA to use to reach Venus) This marijuana really changes my state of mind, everything is great, and I feel really imaginative, but I cbs doing math I wanna watch sponge-bob (Yes, Carl Sagan used the good stuff).
2. Ohh yeah vlad, State of Mind's Sun King is the best track ever, too bad here in Australia they all listen to Hard Style!
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The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.
The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.
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n. The state penitentiary (the big house, the rock, the slammer, the cooler, etc.)
LaPrell got five-to-ten in the state pen for pullin' a nine on The Man.
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Pertains to a time before governments existed.
Thomas Hobbes often spoke about the "state of nature" where everyone was free and could do anything they wanted without fear of punishment.
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Mental state describes your current stage of your mentality. There exist 10 mental states:
STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows.
STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict!
STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need.
STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy.
STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate.
STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate!
STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France.
STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
Question: What's 2 + 2?
Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!
Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?!
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