ass station

Much like how a gas station is a place where you can get some gas, an ass station is a place where you can get some ass.

Bro, my girlfriend dumped me last night. What's the best ass station in town?

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Train Station

to "go to" or "wait at" the train station involves intently watching as your buddies run a train and lustfully wait in line for your ride.

Dude Mike that three hour wait at the train station was so worth it. That bitch took each of us like a beast.

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Plane Station

A term used when some idiot forgets what an airport is called. Commonly used among a specific person named Tom. Educate your Tom about airports.

“The nearest plane station is 3 hours away in Knoxville, TN :)” -Tom

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Docking Station

When a man with an un-circumcised penis, rolls his extra skin on a circumcised man's penis. Looks like an anteater eating a bratwurst, or a tan snake eating another tan snake

I really want to have a docking station right now.

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docking station

A platform into which you can install a penis. Male, female, mouth, vagina, or asshole.

She's not that hot, but she'll do just fine as a docking station.
Foley was looking for a docking station on IM.

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Masturbation Station

A place where you come to masturbate and masturbate to come!

Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!

Rick: Did you masturbate to come?

Don: Of course! What else is there to do?

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Smiths Station

A small place in AL, between two cities that they tried to make important, but the only thing it is really known for is its' meth usage.

driver- "DANG! I blinked.. we just passed Smiths station, hold on and I'll turn around."

Passenger- "hurry the hell up! I need my shit!"

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