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I drank two 40oz Steel Reserves and I was so fucked up I tried to eat asphalt for dinner, on purpose, with a fork.
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Black male porn actor. The epitome of the black man with a rhinocerous cock.
This well-endowed God of a man possesses a unit no less than 14 inches long and 6 inches in girth. Quit his job as a New York stockbroker to go into adult films, where he makes roughly $3,000 per scene.
Huff: "Dude...I just downloaded a porn from Ares and saw Lexington Steele fuck Jenna Jameson's asshole!"
Me: "Yea, and he gets $3,000 everytime he shoots in her face!"
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When an injection drug user overuses the needle. For example, someone with the disorder will keep injecting themselves long after the drug is gone or inject substances that would normally done another way. Some users might start injecting alcohol or whatever just get the needle rush. Some believe that this is a process addiction were one becomes addicted to the ritual; this behaviour is a process addiction similar to gambling.
Man, I got the feel for the steel and these track marks are never gonna heal up.
Mythology book illustrator; All-around bad ass.
Yesterday I was reading Edith Hamilton's Mythology and couldn't help but wonder if Steele Savage drew his pictures after himself.
A joint that is light on the Mary jane, either due to being low on money or a weed drought.
Reed's running low and my dealer says he can' get any for a week. Better make this a steel spliff.
Animator mainly known for creating 'Charlie the Unicorn' and his legendary mustache (recently shaved, 2007. RIP).
Jason Steele is the leader of filmcow forums! All heil!
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Steel Reserve is a high-gravity, low-expense alcoholic lager beverage which comes in three forms: the 6-pack of 12 oz. cans, the 24 oz. can and the black label 24 oz. can, which packs a whalloping 8.1% alc/vol. It is also referred to by nominal social circles in the southeast as a Stiff Henry, for reasons unknown. Steel Reserve is a homely brew with a refreshing taste and high chugability factor. It also tastes splendid in combination with a cigarette. One can only speculate that it is costing the industry millions of dollars in deficit to market a 24 oz. can for a measly 99 cents. Theoretically, a homeless derelict of legal age can scrounge up enough money to purchase a can of Steel Reserve and get stinking drunk, presuming he did not first surrender his funds to a fast-food restaurant dollar menu. Additionally, Steel Reserve is probably the only drink which promotes Viking mythology.
Possible Dialogue:
Bum: "You're kidding me. I get all of that for a buck?"
Sales Clerk: "It's no joke, sir."
Bum: "So lemme get this right - I get a great taste AND a low price?"
Sales Clerk: "You can't drink that in the store, sir."
Bum: "My, my... you don't see THESE in the dumpster everyday."
Sales Clerk: "I'm going to have to call security."
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