a boner or erection; an erect penis
Last night when my girlfriend took off her clothes I got a stiff wiggler.
When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.
George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele
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When someone refuses to suck the dick.
Rachel was stiff lippinβ last night so I had to rub one out.
All these thots are stiff lippinβ tonight.
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A random erection at any time, without any kind of motivation or assistance.
Damn i was sittin in class the other day and got a stiff hanger out of nowhere...
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When watching a war or disaster movie with a large ensemble cast, to use one's knowledge of the genre and its cliches in order to predict which characters will die before the end. Good picks include Spitfire pilots talking moist-eyed of their upcoming marriage, hysterical mothers and either half of a couple celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.
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yet another word for an erection. This term is especiially effective while watching star wars episode III revenge of the sith because i got it from "Sith Lord"
At the sexy part of the movie, Michael got a stiff lord.
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Slang term used by southeasterners to describe the alcoholic drink Steel Reserve. The origin of this terminology is unknown, however its implications are rumored to be non-homosexual in nature.
Good Example:
Frederic: "Greetings, Clancy. Are you prepared to partake in a round of Stiff Henrys?"
Bad Example:
Ville Valo: "Is it still stiff, Henry?"
Henry: "Why, yes. Yes it is."
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