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The king stole time

The king made up his own agenda
Stipulates the worst in his writer
Can be he
OR IS IT ME?

The king stole time once again on his thrown metaphorically or not.

by Don't you know who I am November 21, 2023


Stole

It's interesting word it implies that you know that it's mine.

Hym "Stole is a fun word. You stole that? Who's is it? Mine? You can't steal your own shit. So as far as I'm concerned it's mine either way."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023


stole

to buy something one really does not need or is extremely unnecessary

when we were at the store emma stole some baby shoes for her dog

by abby_is_cool_334 May 30, 2023


stole my music money

Commonly known to take someone's ideas and putting their stimnatual in a way of looking like they came up with and created it.....

Hey maybe that mothafucker stole my music money.

by RealBunnyMama84 May 30, 2021


My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2025


Dingo stole me baby!

A term used by native Australians, meaning that their baby has actually been taken by a dingo.
Aborginals commonly use this, as they are the only ones stupid enough to get their baby taken by wildlife.

More often referred to as "DINGO STOLE ME FUCKEN BABY"

Aborginal 1: "Dingo stole me baby!"
White guy: "Fucking nice one mate!"

by xX_snIppEzZ_Xx April 11, 2014


Someone stole my words

A mixture of “I’m lost for words” and “you took my breath away”. Happens when you forget what you were going to say, or when someone says what you were going to say.

“Hey, you know what this reminds me of?” - James

“What?” - Luke

“Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James

by KaptainKaos23 February 18, 2024