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The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.
H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.
That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.
Taking a shit with such a grossly offensive smell that it makes vomit on top of said shit making it smell like Barack Obama's undertit.
And walked into the bar's bathroom and there was some toxic stool on the floor.
A waterborne stool is a stool passed in a running stream, ones podex is facing downstream and the water gently eases the stool out leaving no messy post stool detrius, the stream acts as natures midwife
Look mom, whats that bobbing downstream ? "looks like a 'waterborne stool ' to me son "
When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.
Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?
An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.
'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.
When a man takes a dump on a older lady's mound of silvering pubic hair.
Roger surprised Ethel with a steamy silver stool when their sex life needed a boost...
I held her down and plunged out her stool station.