Dry Stroking

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.

1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

Zombie Stroking

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.

Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.

stroke

An old person.

Look at that old stroke driving that golf cart.

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stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

stroke the wookie

To have a wank

Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night