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Lelo-Problem

It’s the problem you have when everything you think is linked to something fucked up.

He likes kids a little too much. He has such a Lelo-Problem

by leftoversandwich March 8, 2022


nothing problem

A nothing problem is an issue that is in fact, not an issue.

Person 1: YO I just got 3k downvotes on reddit, I'm so angry, I'm gonna cry!
Person 2: Bro that's a nothing problem, you haven't paid your rent in a month, better worry about that dumbass!

by drahnoel May 17, 2023


Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”

Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.

by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023


pickle problem

when people do not like pickles. it is not a personal problem, it is a pickle problem. like what is wrong with you!

joe: “i hate pickles!”
kyle: “sounds like a pickle problem to me tbh joe”
joe: “well kyle, fuck you”

kyle: “again a pickle problem.”

by 🍆🤮🤤 April 24, 2021


Intermittent problems

A term often used in IT, Warranty repairs or Electronic repair in which a device such as a graphics card, gives faults at irregular intervals. A lazy fuck then refuses to fully test the device and then just defines the fault as "Intermittent problems", letting someone else, usually the manufacturer, resolve the problem.

Tech1:"this client says it randomly shuts down"
Tech2:"well i feel like being a lazy fuck today. mark as faulty with Intermittent problems and return to the supplier"
Tech3:"lol"

by RadRyu April 28, 2021


No Problem Bar

That quant little joint just outside of Point with drinks and food and entertaintment too. Bring your friends and family to little Custer for good laughs and great times too.

We're going to No Problem Bar in Custer, WI. I hear it's a friggin' blast!

by Zoinks80 March 7, 2010


seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004

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