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1. You either have no bitches
2. Or your crush rejected you
Dude step up your game
Hey look Nick is wearing sunglasses what a failure.
Full face sunglasses on top of sunglasses lens glued to a clip on sunglasses on top of sunglasses
Quadriple sunglasses is good for astronauts when going to the sun.
When a man (or woman if she is into this sort of thing) is laying down face up and a woman with large boobs approaches and places both her bare breasts on the eyes of the person laying down, shading them from the "sun". Although similar to "motor boating", this is solely the choice of the female with the boobs to provide "boob sunglasses".
Hey my lady really cares for me, last night she gave me boob sunglasses.
Or....
Dude, I was sleeping and this chick walked over and just gives me the boob sunglasses... what an awesome to wake up!
Wearing sunglasses that have mirror-like lenses. People will want to look at themselves, so it's a way of creep getting close to them.
Person A: I heard that he used the sunglasses reflection on multiple girls.
Person B: Man, what a creep!
sunglasses you wear when you're really hungover
Sally got so wasted last night. She showed up to school today wearing hangover sunglasses.
When an annoying robloxtard can't use their 69 months of nitro given to them by their bedridden overweight parents on Roblox so they opt to spam the word versions of them.
10 Year Old Robloxtard: "gg ez, shut up ur so bad :sunglasses:"
Me, A High IQ Individual with Several Accounts of Aggravated Assault: "I am going to beat you to death"
The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.
Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.