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Super Ted

Derived from the term Gettin' Some Ted. Refers to reaching the green in under regulation. Specifically, this means reaching the green in one shot on a par 4, and two shots on a par 5. Just as with Gettin' Some Ted, the proclamation of Super Ted is best facilitated by a cash-based team competition. Due to its rare occurance, it is usually worth substantially more cash, often 'Tall Cash.' When achieveing Super Ted, it is generally acceptable to relentlessly demean your opponents, breaking their spirit to the point that an overall win in the match becomes very probable. Super Ted is rumored to make your penis grow two inches on the spot, but this is completely unfounded and by the sheer laws of physics, is almost certainly untrue. This rumor may have started because ahieveing Super Ted is apparently so awesome, it probably gives the person that accomplished it a boner.

A foursome is standing on the tee of a relatively short par 4. One golfer rips a beautiful drive that rolls up onto the green. Absolute pandemonium breaks out within the confines of the team that achieved Super Ted. They then spend the next few minutes gloating, dancing, singing Gettin' Some Ted and counting fake dollar bills in front of the now mentally crushed opposing team.

by The Bromissioner March 4, 2010


Super Nintendo

SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System); 16-bit home console designed by Nintendo, released around 1991, ceased near 1998.

Quite possibly the greatest gaming system ever made. Every game released was extremely original and enjoyable. The SNES was home to countless kick-ass games.....from Nintendo there was Super Mario World, Super Metroid, Donkey Kong Country, Killer Instinct (I wish it were released on the "Ultra 64" instead, or now to Gamecube, but that wish will never be realized because Microsoft now possesses Rare), Metal Combat (with a Superscope), Super Punch-Out, among many others.
Capcom and Konami were probably the only two major third-party powers for what made the SNES great. Capcom had the Mega Man X series, Street Fighter series, Final Fight series, among many others.....and Konami had the Castlevania series, and kick-ass pre-licensed games like Batman and, ESPECIALLY, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ahh....memories...lately I hear about how people regret having sold their Super Nintendo's. Well, although I disconnected mine from lack of space, I still have it! ^-^ and I have a collection of Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami titles for the SNES! ^.^
Overall I'd say that it was a great time to be an SNES gamer from the end of 1994 to the middle of 1997.

The fact that the SNES is home to thee most original, enjoyable videogames, and what the SNES was capable of in its days....is what makes the Super Nintendo the greatest videogame system ever made. The Nintendo Gameboy Advance is the triumphant return of the Super Nintendo at least. Pray that it lasts long.

"No the PS2 is the greatest ever made!"
"No the old Nintendo is the greatest system ever made!"
"No the Atari is the greatest system ever made!"

"....those goofs seem to think that the father back in time the better. -_- the NES was good though, I'll give'em that."
-me

by Dave March 8, 2004

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Super cancer

A form of cancer that gives you two months to live, and makes Bungie sorry for you so you can haz recons

Dear bungie i haz super cancer only two months to live can I haz recon plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

by madmonkey540 December 14, 2010

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super-cousins

The offspring of siblings who marry siblings, who are doubly-related cousins. For example, if there are two brothers, Joe Smith and John Smith, and two sisters, Jane Doe and Jenny Doe, and Joe marries Jane, and John marries Jenny, their children will be super-cousins and twice as related as normal cousins, sharing likeness and many characteristics more so than normal cousins.

"Jim and Jack are cousins, but they look and act exactly alike!"

"That's because they're super-cousins."

by Joe Pareto April 20, 2008

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Super Metroid

A completely sweet game for the Super Nintendo. Tons of hidden stuff, satisfying puzzles, & rippin' action, it's almost like a sci-fi cousin of the Legend of Zelda games.

Super Metroid is the third game in the Metroid series after the old NES one and the very hard but excellent Game Boy sequel.Nintendo at its classic best.

by flood_basement October 3, 2005

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super troopers

A comedy involving crazy state troopers who take there job not seriously enough. But it IS funny as hell and I recommend everyone to see it.

Unit 91: Come in radio
Radio: Don't call me "radio" unit 91
Unit 91: Then don't call me unit 91 "radio"
Unit 91: We have a suspicious vehicle, license plate: tijuana, niner, fiver, zero
Radio: Roger, checking...Unit 91 that license plate belongs to a local sperburry police vehicle
Unit 91: It does?! OH MY GOD!!!

Hey Farva! what's the name of that resteraunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzerella sticks?
You mean shenanegans????

Say car ramrad, say car ramrod

...and that was the second time i got crabs

if you were my wife, i would massage your feet every night until you fell asleep

hell, give me 20 bucks and i'll call them chickenfuckers.

by team ramrod December 31, 2005

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Super Spade

-A white male who tries to act like a stereotypical black man. The person will dress "ghetto" and use terms like "dawg" and "bro".

similar to the word wigger, but more lulzy

"Shut up pussy! you trying to be super spade or something?"

by Day January 20, 2009

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