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when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.
Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".
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1. Sprinkling asbestos onto the drip end of your dick and get a blowjob
2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.
3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.
4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle
5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.
Stay away from Waldo. He has a biohazard suprise waiting for you
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When your fuckin some girl from behind, and while u pull out, sequentuely a friend comes over and switches with you. this process must feel to the girl like it has been the same guy the whole time. then you walk in front of her and say her name, so when she looks at you shes like. "WHAT THE FUCK, WHOS BEEN BOOCHIN ME!?"
Mike was fuckin this bird and pulled a perfect madagascar suprise on her with the assistance of his friend Gary.
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The act of while having sex, telling your partner that you have a suprise, so they blindfold themselves, then you shat all over their face and body. You then shout to her "SOLE SUPRISE!"
Close your eyes, I have a Sole Suprise!
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Glueing a persons butthole shut.
Lets give him an Elmers suprise.
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when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth
i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise
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when a girls tampon string is hanging out of her bathing suit
Guy 1: dude look at that babe over there!
guy 2: Ya, and look at her spaghetti suprise!
guy 1: that is nasty!!!!
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