bunk ass surgery

This is the result of going out of country (i.e. mexico, venezuela) to get surgery, most likely breast implants or a tummy tuck.

I was cheap and now I'm stuck with this bunk ass surgery.

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They Did Surgery On a Grape

Meaning they did surgery on a grape.

Leah: GUESS WHAT!
Me: what?
Leah: THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE!
Me: *whispers to self* you're retarded

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They did surgery on a grape

Sentence that has been around social media recently. People say it over and over for no relevant reason. It’s popular, so why not?

Grape can be identified as a lot of things, so this sentence may have a bunch of different meanings.

The surgery was done almost 5 years ago and no one knows why it went popular AGAIN this year.

They did surgery on a grape. *Yay I’m cool now.*

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Brain Salad Surgery

The art of screwing with ones mind either with words or pictures. In the end, turning a level headed, methodical person into a minion

I performed brain salad surgery on this guy to the point he was convinced to vote against what he initially wanted.

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they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

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plastic surgery

plastic surgery (n): A woman that is strictly polite, so that no curious male tries to go to her at all, because she looks like a plastic surgery.

You could not imagine, this Jasmine around: at last was known for a plastic surgery , after years that bullied she the men around, with her bitterness of her divorce; Every body was horrified of her frowns by her divorce.

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Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

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