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Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.

Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.

by Carpanthers October 24, 2016


Poor and Sweaty

Refers to the condition of being down on your luck, isolated, forgotten or depressed. Usually a demeanor accompanied by a disheveled appearance. A condition which usually Illicits sympathy and or compassion. Can refer to humans or animals

The homeless man on the corner holding the sign asking for money was poor and sweaty.

by Uncle Ralph December 4, 2019


sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet

Class:
Me: SWEATY GUARDS

by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020


Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 13, 2008


Sweaty MUN

Sweaty MUN, a mainly East Coast phenomenon, encompasses Model UN delegates that display the following habits: asking you to get breakfast at 7am to work on papers, having a 5 inch binder full of research, having a laptop with a the Model UN logo on it, getting to Committee an hour early, and in general trying too hard.

This whole conference is the pinnacle of Sweaty MUN, I saw a kid from Mira Costa crying in the back because he won Outstanding instead of Best.

by sheev_palpatine March 5, 2018


Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

by Pap-paw pee pants May 16, 2011


sweaty size

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

by EH of HB October 20, 2007