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Literally everything good comes from there: PewDiePie, IKEA, Minecraft...
Person: Why is the country of the vikings (Sweden) so happy?
Sweden is a country with idiots, beautiful wimen, wikings and introverts. Every shop in sweden is IKEA. If its not IKEA its not sweden.
dude 1: dude ur such a sweden
dude 2: thanks dude
A night in Sweden is when you and 2 other straight dudes cuddle up to each other in a bed that is too small. DICK TO ASS.
Remember when we had a night in Sweden? That was crazy fr fr.
What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.